Oh goddamnit Elias, what did you get me into. This better not be some Lord of the Rings shit or I’ll throw your precious into the fryer.
What the hell, I can’t even get it to look like me. This will have to do. I haven’t got all morning. There’s a hockey game at three.
Well, this is a short game.
FUCK YOU ELIAS
TAKE YOUR D&D SHIT ELSEWHERE